I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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