Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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