It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
