Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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