...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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