i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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