fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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