I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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