Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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