come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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