Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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