dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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