i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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