haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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