I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize