Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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