SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
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