Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It's blow job season.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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