Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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