honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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