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I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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