Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Are these your boobs on my camera?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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