i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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