I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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