Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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