we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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