Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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