AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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