Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
