We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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