if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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