My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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