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(740): View more from Ohio

my lips still taste like vagina

(1-740): View more from Ohio

so you liked breakfast?

(740): View more from Ohio

ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead

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(201): View more from New Jersey

bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems

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(512): View more from Texas

I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.

(573): View more from Missouri

Successful day.

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(445): View more from Pennsylvania

We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off

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(513): View more from Ohio

Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better

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(216): View more from Ohio

there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay

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(613): View more from Ontario

Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby

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(270): View more from Kentucky

She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night

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