I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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