I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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