i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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