It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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