you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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