Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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