Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
North Korea, Best Korea!
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
