She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
