my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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Do I have a choice?
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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