he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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