You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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