Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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