epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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