sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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