Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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