that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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