How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
