Already got asked if we're dating
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Randomize
