GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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