is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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