Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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